Blonde hair is one step away from anal bleaching

So tonight I decided to venture out in bairns-fucking-dale for a laugh. Laugh I did not. That is to say what I’m not doing at the moment. It’s shocking. Seedy guys dressed in Ed Hardy trying to crack on to peroxide whores whilst sipping alcohols that have most certainly been brewed in some hillbilly’s basement.
And the music… I think they’ve tried to cover up the shittness with bass. Far too much bass. I may be the loner in the corner but at least I’m proud of it. I’d be lowering myself if I was to congrugate with any of these d grade gossip girl wannabees. I’m just too exclusive for bairnsdale, there is one place I’d like to be tho. My mecca. My…. BANG Or in my room listening to joy division.
So many white pointed shoes.
If this is mediocraty than I’d rather be of my tits on drugs listening to good music with decent looking chicks anytime.

Maybe someone has a gun that I can use to shoot up the place. The hail of bullets might clear out the scum?

Say Anything’s New Album of the same name

Here’s my review of SayAnything’s new album in picture form. And Yes it might have been drawn on the oustide of a chocolate wrapper.

 

MECHANIC SHOP BLISS

So I’ve recentely discovered that I can email blog posts through. So I’m sitting in a tyre shop on the hiptop killing time. Sad thing is that I had to look around to find the word ‘tyre’ written somewhere to work out how spell it.

This is how interesting my life is. For kicks I go into random car part shops and use their 2nd hand *scrap that* 3rd hand couches to blog off. It could be worse. I could be one of those people that goes into cafès and eats by themselves. That is possibly the saddest thing in the word.

Wow a random mechanic just went passed and filled his water.

OMG ALL DONE. THAT WAS QUICK

I’m a Humanist

Credit cards, cheating, lying. Don’t trust me. Especially with a steady line of credit cos i’ll snort that baby up like there’s no tomorrow.

Speaking of snorting… I have now been labelled a drug addict by some. Does it make it true if I don’t care what they think? Even if it was the best night of my life? Caffeine, alcohol, shiny things. These are all addictions but won’t probably freeze-frame and skip to an image of myself two years down the track trying to sell my kidneys for cash.

God facebook do something, I think i’ve arrived on the internet for the early bird special tonight. Hopefully it’ll pick up or i’ll have to go all Jackson Pollock on my wrists. It’d be worth it. But i’m not a fan of suicide. Plus I haven’t even used my new toaster yet. That would be the biggest tragedy of all. Ninety dollars worth better give me toast that tastes like getting a blowjob.

Living Well Is The Best Revenge. But it doesn’t make you feel as good as a punch to the ovary. Yet it seems to be working for Midtown

 

Remember, when your iPod gets full don’t fell bad for taking older music off to make room for new stuff. Or just buy a newer, bigger one with a credit card

Festivals galore

So i’m counting down the minutes until Big Day Out tickets go on sale. I don’t want to miss out on them like I did when tickets for Falls sold out in like 5 minutes. It’s not all bad tho, i managed to get tickets for Pyramid Rock and Soundwave. So if I add BDO to the list i’ll have the thrice festival wise. I know you’re jealous.

Now how bout some discussion about them seeing as i can’t write three lines and say finish.

Well BDO was rumoured to have the likes of Bowie, Blink, and Placebo headlining and I kind of lost my shit. So naturally i was let down when the only huge band to be announced was MUSE and Powderfinger (huge AUSTRALIAN band). But there’s a 2nd announcement so hopefully there’ll be a few more suprises. With other medium acts like Rise Against, Peaches (what an orgasm would sound like if it was a performer) amongst others and smaller acts like Bluejuice it should be a pretty rocking day

Now for Pyramid. I started considering Pyramid when Falls sold out and i wasn”t that pumped but i got tickets anyway. But now i’m psyched due to their 2nd lineup announcement. It started out being Empire of the Sun, The Cat Empire and The Butterfly Effect being the local big acts with Architecture In Helshink getting a mention in there. Then Grinspoon and Biffy Clyro were added along with a whole other butt load with awesomely small acts British India and Red Riders getting me especially excited. But with the extensive artist list and New Years Eve much drunken fun will be had.

And last but certainly not least Soundwave.Let’s do it short and sweet

Bands i’m so so so pumped to see: Paramore, AFI, Taking Back Sunday, Reel Big Fish and Anti-Flag

Bands i’m medium stoked for: Faith No More, Trivium, Eagles Of Death Metal, A Day To Remember

And i want to get drunk and see MCR so i can beat up emos

oh and the chick from Rolo Tomassi looks hot

Now go and download the new Flaming Lips album Embrionic then go out and buy it too. Also AFI’s new one is worth a listen. maybe some reviews to come later on if you’re lucky. so bye now