Luke’s Advice… amongst other stuff

Crikey i think i might post another blog. If only I put enough effort into this blog as I do into my love life, i’d be rolling in it. That’s for another day. Just saw Hancock, wasn’t that bad although I thought it’d be better. (THIS REVIEW WAS AT THE SUGGESTION OF LUKE MADDEN – a top bloke) Here’s a tip, never go to the cinema on a Tuesday (Tightass Tuesday) because we had all the farm fuckers behind us cracking unfunny jokes the whole time. Hang on i have to frequent the toilet to release some hostages….

… i have returned! Oooh I forgot, I prepared a lovely meal for the fam tonight. It was some kind of pasta bake with Italian sausages that were made that afternoon in my very own house by my very own mother. I swear she’s a full blood wog. It turned out very well, come over and i’ll cook it for you sometime. And if ur a chick we could do more *wink wink*. That reminds me of ‘Girl i wanna lay you down” by ALO. Here’s a segment:

Aww
Girl I wanna lay you down
I said Girl I wanna lay you down
Hooo hooo hoooooo

I’m gonna flood you, like a love river
Aww baby the post man, is about to deliver
I cook you up some dinner, a little pasta
Listen to some music, a little Rasta

I said girl I wanna lay you down,
I said girl I wanna lay you down,
(Girl I wanna lay you down)
Awww baby baby
Don’t you know I need your love?!

So turn out the lights, bring out the candles,
wrap your arms around my love handles,
they say the passion may not always endure,
but this feeling that I have for you is burning up my world

It pretty much somes it up, now go download the song. See you later i’m out