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Before I start to enlighten you with my vacant ramblings I owe some people some mentions:

Hello Alice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think she’s my biggest reader at the moment and she should encourage other people to become regular readers.

I also have to give a big high five to Tom (not the myspace one) for the encouaging feedback he has given me, unlike some other readers that just read and move on. A fatwa (some type of bad Islam thing) on readers that do this!

Now I can give all of you what you came here for; naked pictures of me! No unfortunately this website prohibits me from including any pictures that are deemed to be ‘inapropriate’. Sorry ladies (and to the select group of male readers, i’m flattered but not into that type of thing). Maybe I should set up a website in which to exhibit these ‘artworks’. Anyway, this week has rocked the very essense of who I am. Na not really, it’s been pretty boring the last couple of days with very little happening. The only significant thing being that I scored a day off from school because my sports uniform was wet and I managed to convince the Big Cheese (mum) that Grammar is not unlike the Gestapo when it comes to correct uniform policy. It also had the added bonus of people classing me as extra smart because it was on the day of the UMAT. There’s only a four days of school this week as well dues to another ‘development day’. The only development the teachers are doing on these days involves a slab or two and a couple dozen goon bags.

I’ll try and deliver another edition sometime this week. I will be sure to include many tales of wonder, intrigue and sexual encounters.

Gotta go, Dexter’s on